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Welcome to the Tom Cruise timeline.

 Greetings I'm Njål and welcome to the Tom Cruise timeline.


Tom is a prolific actor that is still cruising through Hollywood and history. He might be a crazy Scientologist, but he never stopped doing what he does best. Acting in a plethora of exciting movies, where he often ends up running a lot and doing most of the stunts himself. However I'm not here to critique the man, nor his career, or his movies. Because a thought occurred to me, all tom cruise movies take place in the  same universe. Practically all of them can be crammed onto the same earth. painting the man as a historical legend that has cemented his place in the history of the world. Sure such a timeline is purely coincidental, however since when has that ever stopped  humans from finding patterns in chaos? Not any time soon, that is for sure. Besides, I do love a good crossover.


At one early point in history a western soldier ended up becoming a samurai, roughly around the time the samurai was no more. Mostly due to changing times and weaponry.


Rumors has it that an eerie similar looking man was spotted in the wild west after he left Ireland, due to unfortunate circumstances


Sometime in 1944 a German officer was disillusioned by the horrible atrocities committed by the third Reich and a plot to assassinate Hitler took place.



During the eighties a new world war was almost started due to the actions of the ace pilot Maverick who deployed in a skirmish from the aircraft carrier USS enterprise. 


Research indicates that many doppelgangers somehow existed in America at the same time, however this is purely a coincidence, or a sinister plot to take over the earth, through edgy high schooners and rowdy teenagers.


Around the globe the same figure has been seen on the run from all manners of explosions caused by sinister cabals and international terrorism. But I'm fairly certain that a helicopter chasing a man into a train tunnel is over exaggerated. Though said person was caught acting like a gecko on the wall, climbing an insanely tall tower.



Then again a mummy was allegedly recovered and turned out to be very much alive and very wicked. This man's continued existence could in fact be the result of a curse.


Eventually wicked martians invaded earth and for a time their menacing tripods ruined mankind, but eventually humanity reclaimed the planet. Exactly what year this occurred is lost to the annals of history due to the collapse.


But from the looks of things other aliens have been tussled with in the year 2009 as well, where this blond baby-face has yet again played a pivotal role in guiding us forward.


In the year 2045 we have yet more recordings of this enigmatic man working for the police, arresting people before the crime has been even committed. This clearly indicates that there is something otherworldly about this being.


Njål signing out



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